Dear Benebar

Dear Benebar is a new advice column. It might become a regular addition, but Benebar is very hard to depend on, so who knows.

Benebar,
I recently got my hair cut by a new stylist and now it's totally screwed up. I'm very self-conscious about it. How can I go about my normal life without thinking I look silly until it grows normal again?

Less Than Happy With Cost Cutters, Miami, Florida

Dear Less,
One word: distraction. Try wearing pink shoes with pictures of John Madden on them. Maybe a fake tattoo of the John Deere logo on your forearm. Carry some of those little snap firecrackers around to draw peoples' attention to a spot 10 feet away from you. Good luck!


Benebar,
I think my boyfriend totally forgot about Valentines Day. I didn't get anything from him, he never said a word, and he acted very surprised when I gave him a big chocolate heart in the middle of February. Should I say something? Should I lose him? Also, he ate most of my candy conversation hearts without even noticing what they were.

But He's Really Cute and Tall, Omaha, Nebraska

Dear But,
He's a keeper. I'm sure he's just very focused on his job and can't be distracted by silly things. And trust me, all his other girlfriends are just as miffed about this as you are.


Benebar,
I've been considering starting an advice column, either on my MySpace page or my Facebook profile. Or maybe even a Blogspot deal. Do you have any suggestions?

My Friends Say I'm Very Helpful, Vancouver, BC

Dear My,
I admire your ambition, but I think you should leave it to the pros. It's an art form, writing good advice. Plus, it's really hard work and the pay sucks.


Send your advice inquiries to benebar at kingbenny dot net.

I think I’ll stick to Ann Landers, you goofball!

02/17/2007 11:36 PM

The heck with Dr. Phil! This Benebar has some good advice, not to mention too much time on his hands.

02/18/2007 01:15 PM

Great advice. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Melissa B.
02/18/2007 07:43 PM

Wow, i thought you were talented before, but now! Man you are just unbelievable :) Such a well rounded man :-P

Amanda
02/19/2007 05:58 PM

Dear Benebar,
My daughter likes this guy who is teaching her to play guitar… I’m distraught! What should I do?
Signed,
Deanna’s mom :-)

Stacy
03/22/2007 09:58 PM

Oooh, this is an easy one. Guys who play guitar are to be avoided, simple as that =)

03/23/2007 07:00 AM

hmmm, note too self: dont let mom in on PRIVATE information due to recent postings on the world wide web :)

deanna
03/26/2007 08:48 AM

okay, okay, i get the hint. just my little way of saying hello!... have a great week!

anonymous mommymous
03/26/2007 07:46 PM